iPhone Apps for Men to Enjoy

  • by JJ Samuel

Sick of the only appealing apps for your smartphone being related to fitness, business, and news? Hey, guys want to have fun and Angry Birds just isn’t cutting it! Let’s look at a few apps only guys will really “get” and want to play with… whether it annoys their women or not.

Skout is a social app for meeting new people. You can find people by location and preferences and chat. See you skouted you, see updates from users in the area, browse other users’ profiles. This isn’t advertised as a dating app, but it sure acts like one! It’s free with 4.5 stars!

Farthoven is brilliant. It looks like a piano, but plays farting noises instead of notes.

I AM T-PAIN 2.0 will transform your voice. You sing along with the songs in the app or songs from your library and your voice will be autotuned with T-Pain Effects. You can even share your new single on Facebook or Twitter!

The Game of Hot or Not allows you to link up your Facebook account, add pics of yourself, and play the hot or not game! Get fans and make friends. Chat and get to know people… if you’re hot enough.

Wobble is perfect to annoy people. You choose a picture and pick the parts of it that you want to wobble. Shake your phone and… instant bounciness! Add a little wobble wherever you want. Believe it or not, this app has 5 stars and over a million users.

You know you want a Jedi Lightsaber. Admit it. Create your custom saber with powers of your choice, awesome colors, hilts, and saber sounds. You can even duel with your friends in the Game Center. Use the force.

Tagged – Meet New People, Chat, Flirt, and Match is a social networking app with over 300 million users. Use the filters to find people by gender, age, etc. Browse and chat. Play games to meet more users. The whole thing is free.

There are a bunch of Slender Man games. SlenderMan’s Forest seems to be one of the more popular ones. This is a role playing type game where you have to travel through different maps to escape SlenderMan who is lurking in dark corners. The app is free with in-app purchases for upgrades and power-ups.

Don’t laugh, but you can actually download an app from the women’s magazine, Cosmopolitan, called Cosmopolitan’s Sex Position of the Day. This thing is like an up-to-date Kama Sutra. I’m pretty sure some of these positions require extreme yoga skills. If for nothing else, you can get a laugh out of imagining trying some of these with your partner!

Yearning for some good, old fashioned SEGA games? Revisit Sonic the Hedgehog or Super Monkey Ball, but the best value is probably the bundled Retro packages. Check them out by searching SEGA.

If you’re looking for something other than the latest workout app or are tired of reading the news on your iPhone, have a little fun. These phones were built for it. Try out an app that’s fun with the potential side effects of meeting women or annoying them!

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